Thursday, February 28, 2013

A Convergence

Sometimes I have the irrepressible urge to dress like a gypsy princess. I also sometimes have the nagging desire to dress like a fancy business lay-dee. Sometimes, the two converge in a yellow wood  (I know it's actually "diverged" but it was too good to pass up) and I have no choice but to live by the wise words of Oscar Wilde and yield to my temptation. Below you shall see the result of such an undertaking. 

[Photos by Alina Peña.]

Top: gift from my aunt in France
Pants: unknown
Denim jacket: Gap (embroidered by me)
Scarf: pashmina from my grandma
Plaid jacket: Outerwear (I got it at the flea market at Vassar where I also got that pink tweed jacket, which funnily enough I wore with these pants)
Shoes: Christian Siriano for Payless

In the words of the photographer for this post: "boobies!"

I'm just glad that my little midriff there didn't get frostbite or nothin'. I'd say that's something to smile about. Also Alina may have been making a particularly ridiculous face. 

Peep the hand-knitted mittens, made by me, circa third grade. I had a knitting business from fourth through sixth grades. I'll give you the link so you can have a good long laugh. This is it. 

I wore this outfit to the Clover Canyon show on Wednesday, February 13, in case anyone was wondering.

Does Thursday remind anyone else of pretzels?

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Despite the Cold

...We Fashion-Week-die-hards were at Lincoln Center every day. We were there in the blizzard (okay, fine, I casually strolled through on my way to the train station), in the sunshine, in the slaint (sleet-rain). We're a difficult bunch to shake off. Even though I didn't hang around too much in the Plaza this season, I was able to get a few pictures of some people that I thought looked fairly well put-together. Check 'em out. 

[Photos by me.]
I like fur and fringe because they remind me of how people used to dress when they had to use their dinner leftovers as their outerwear. 

Did I say ponchos are coming back, or did I not? [Hint: I did]

It seems that fur and studs are a popular combination. (See: first photo)

I give this girl props for being ballsy/insane enough to go outside in something so short without any tights on. I was wearing my mittens and my hands were barely operational. 

Another poncho! And some serious full-body layering skills of which I only wish to learn the secrets.

This lovely woman was actually at the Alice + Olivia show. I spotted her multicolored furriness and needed to document it. 

This is, in fact, Jane Aldridge from Sea of Shoes! She was my current age when she started her blog, and in the past six years she's become a humongo success. And she has fantastic shoes. Duh. 

It would seem that fur is still going strong. Everybody's got it on. I should probably whip out my ostrich feather jacket before it gets too warm. Too warm? What? It's freezing, I know. I like to think ahead. 

Monday, February 25, 2013

Can I Have Your Closet: Taylor Morgan

It's back! The beloved "Can I Have Your Closet" segment has returned, and with a vengeance. I mean, it doesn't have any particularly evil intentions, except to totally bug you out with the two new questions I added to the interview. And the awesome new people I've met and subsequently recruited for the task. Up first, we have Taylor Morgan.

I had seen Taylor meandering through the halls of my school for about a year and a half, secretly admiring her fearlessly imaginative sartorial choices. She is a year older than me, so naturally I assumed that she was a billion times cooler than me. My suspicions were confirmed when, after finally working up the courage to talk to her and ask her to do this with me, we conducted the interview and photoshoot in Lincoln Center during Fashion Week. Taylor gave amazing answers and went off on more than a few tangents, which I sadly could not include in this post due to the fact that the daunting length of the interview would have deemed it unreadable. She was also very honest and open, not shying away from the more invasive questions. Since the question-and-answer portion is so long, I won't say any more about Taylor. Her responses provide you with more information than a silly blurb written by me ever could.

Odelia: How would you describe your style?
Taylor: I'm really interested in Americana and the fifties...Actually, all 20th century women's fashion. I really love older clothes. It sounds kinda stereotypical, but... Fifties would probably be my favorite. I guess I'd say costume-y is sort of what I go for.
Odelia: Who are your fashion icons and who do you admire aesthetically?
Taylor: It'll probably be characters from movies, even though it should be like, fashion designers. I like costume designers, like Edith Head, from the sixties, she's really cool. Her style was basic, I guess it was the costumes that she made... David Bowie, for sure. Glam rock is awesome but I can't really pull it off as well as I'd like to. Everybody in Rebel Without a Cause, and all the people in Norman Rockwell paintings.
Odelia: Where are your favorite places to shop?
Taylor: Reminiscence is a thrift store in Chelsea and it's really awesome, because they've been around for years and years, since the seventies, so they're not too full of themselves with all the vintage stuff. Salvation Army... I don't really shop, other than that. I guess for the essentials I'd say Gap.
Odelia: Gap is great. That's where I got this little guy (in reference to denim jacket). If you could own one or more items right now that you don't have, what would it or they be?
Taylor: Platform shoes, for sure. I've been looking for good seventies platform shoes forever, and they're not anywhere to be found.
(A small interlude during which we discussed how often we say 'um' and 'like.')
Odelia: Do you have a specific style in mind, like the ideal shoe, the one where if you were to find it, you would be like, “Ugh, yes!”
Taylor: There's this one that I saw, it exists somewhere, but in a museum some place. It's like a loafer, but with platforms, and in the center is a star, and then around the star, stripes coming out of it. But it's dark purple and white, so it's not too much. I guess too much would be bright pink.
Odelia: Or crazy metallic neon sparkles.
Taylor: Ugh, I hate neon.
Odelia: Yeah, I can't handle it. When that was a big thing a while ago...
Taylor: But I really like roller disco, which now is thought of as neon, but it wasn't all neon. They had cool stuff going on.
Odelia: Subdued neon.
Taylor: Classier neon. Is that even a thing?
(Another longer interlude during which Taylor related a story about going to a fashion show at ABC Carpet & Home and seeing Ke$ha there, and also being mistaken for Tavi Gevinson at the same event, which then led to a discussion about the tribulations and perks of fashion blogging.)
Odelia: Would you say that fashion is a big focus in your life?
Taylor: That is a good question. 'Cause I'm actually asking myself that a lot now. For the longest time, I knew that I wanted to be a fashion designer, and then a costume designer, and now I might not be interested in that anymore.
Odelia: That's what happened to me this year! That's what I wanted to do my whole life, and I was like, “This is like, working up to my dream!” and now it's more, “Wait, what, I don't wanna do this...”
Taylor: I've been told by everybody that I should do illustration. But then the minute I start being into illustration, I come into school wearing this and I get all these compliments, and it's like, “This is awesome! I should do this more!” And they're like, “Wow, you should--” Well, one teacher told me today that I have a 'gift,' and I was like, “Oh my God.” But then I'll sew something and it'll be a bag, and it's supposed to be a dress, and I'm like, “I'm definitely doing illustration.” I think it [fashion] would be a focus, but I'm just not sure how much of a focus I will keep it. Maybe I could illustrate fashion. Ah, that's like the same thing. Fashion designers do illustrate. Who knows.
Odelia: How would you describe personal style?
Taylor: I guess what you feel good in, matched with whether you think good thoughts when you see it. I feel confident when I like what I'm wearing, for sure. Maybe if you would like what you're wearing on someone else.
Odelia: That's interesting, I've never heard that before. How would you feel that high school has influenced your sartorial choices?
Taylor: I decided that I wanted to walk out of my house dressing well in sixth grade, but I guess that was my bad experimental phase. I had some good things, but I'm really glad I didn't have to deal with that in high school. I found myself in middle school so I could start high school already pretty much being set on what I wore and how I was. I guess I'm less prudish now. That would be one thing from high school. It's actually gone the opposite way: I wore lipstick and stuff in eighth grade and freshman year, and then I stopped. And I wore push-up bras, and I stopped. And I wore tons of skirts. In freshman year I had a boyfriend, and suddenly I was super feminine because of that. But now I have a girlfriend, and I've decided that, I don't know, in my head, it's the time to be more masculine, which is really a weird concept I guess. I've been doing a lot of suits. Today is sort of an exception.
Odelia: But there is a tie. That's a really cool tie. Did you buy that or make that?
Taylor: I made it. It's pleather. I tried to make a whole jacket, which kinda worked but not really, so I was like, “Well, I still have the fabric, I'll make a tie.”
Odelia: That's so cool! I have some pleather in my house because in seventh grade we had to do these colonial projects and I was stuck with shoemaking. I had wanted to do clothing, and I was like, “Wow, this sucks,” but then I read about it and it was actually really cool. So I wrote seventeen-page paper on colonial shoemaking. I'm kind of like an expert on colonial shoemaking, so I have a bunch of pleather just lying around my house. At first I thought it was really dorky, but it's actually super helpful. The other day my friend's shoe broke and I was like, “Oh you can just get an awl and whipstitch it,” and she was like, “What the hell are you talking about.” Anyway. Do you have anything else to say?
Taylor: Follow your dreams! [Laughs] No, that's not my last statement. I don't think I have anything else to say. 

[Photos by me.]
The skirt and the tie were made by her. Not only is she really good at dressing herself in clothing designed by other people, she can also create a look that is entirely her own. Ah, the joys of sewing

She's only a few garments away from completing her Sandy from Grease look.


It was approximately thirty degrees Farenheit while I was photographing her. I'm not really sure how she managed to stay in one piece without cracking into a billion Taylor-ice-cubes.


I forgot how much fun it is to talk to people about their personal style. People are really interesting and kewl! (Some of them)

Come back next Monday to see and read the pictures and verbal musings of my friend Alina Peña, who's basically the coolest, babeliest, and feminist (heh) chick I know. 

Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Heroes

Let's talk about pillowcases. They do a lot more than provide cartoon-printed outfits for your head cushions. They can even provide cartoon-printed outfits for you. I'm not implying that you are a pillow. I am trying to casually allude to the fact that I did exactly what I suggested above: I made a dress out of pillowcases. And it doesn't look like a potato sack

During the week of the hurricane, my mom and I took a few trips to our neighborhood dollar store--Value Depot, to be exact--to stock up on weird cheap things we might need and to buy some blankets and cleaning supplies and other items of that ilk for those that had been affected by the storm. While my mom was picking out shower curtains, I unknowingly wandered into the linens section (I say unknowingly because it was placed next to the pantyhose and ironing boards and mens house shoes) and laid eyes on a plastic encasement of pure beauty. I had found Superman pillowcases, for only two dollars a pack. I had never been more appreciative of mass consumer production in my life. I hastily grabbed two packages and thrust them at my mother. She was very confused. "What do you want with pillowcases? You have plenty of pillowcases. You don't even look at them. And these look kinda scratchy." I rolled my eyes at her, exasperatedly. (I didn't really do that.) "Because, mom," I replied. "I can use these for fabric! Duh!" (As you can see, when I recount events I tend to turn them into how they would've played out had I been in a teen movie, or an episode of Lizzie McGuire.

Cut ahead a few months to late January, when I had a week off from school. It was cold, I was tired, I felt creative--what better way to channel that energy (or lack thereof) than into making clothes for myself? Making fancy hot soup probably would have solved all of my problems a bit more directly, but I didn't do that. I started cutting and pinning and sewing and ironing, and within a few days, I had the dress you see before you. Rather, the dress you will see before you if you scroll down a little bit. 

I decided to wear my Superman pillowcase dress to the Alice + Olivia show last Monday. ...I think that's all I have left to say about it. 

[Photos by my mom.]

Dress: made by me
Army jacket: Hamlet's Vintage
Scarf: my grandma
Boots: Timberland
Bag: a walkman/CD case from my childhood

I'm really pleased with the way I was able to repurpose my CD case. I use to wear that thing everywhere...and then I got an iPod. Technology is kind of a bitch, isn't it? It splits up relationships of all sorts: those between two people, between human and inanimate object...

The skirt is usually fuller than that, just sayin'. 

Denim jacket: Gap, embroidered by me (it says: "Om" (the symbol) Shanti Shanti Shanti)

This was something else I had been working on. Over the summer I began embroidering my beloved denim jacket to say "Om Shanti Shanti Shanti" on it, and I finally finished it on my week off. I'm glad of it, because my jacket was out of commission for months because it was a work-in-progress. I think I've worn it everyday since it was recalled to life. 

Hey, would you look at that! It's almost the weekend again. Huh.

Monday, February 18, 2013

Symphonic Apocalypse (Son Jung Wan Fall 2013)

Fashion Week coverage for Fall 2013, always beginning late over here on You're A Tulle. I like to relive the week long after it's passed. In fact, let's stretch it out all the way until everyone else reaches Paris, yeah?

As I foreshadowed months ago, I toned it down a bit this season and went to only three shows, as opposed to last season's eight. The first one I attended was Son Jung Wan on Saturday, February 9th. There wasn't much information given about the collection in the show notes except for the model line-up and what exactly they were wearing, so I thought it would be beneficial for all of us if I snuck backstage and interviewed the designer to find out what it was all about. You can find said dialogue below.

Odelia: What was your inspiration for this collection?
Son Jung Wan: I got inspired by painter Kandinsky. His Compositions express the flow of music and color, like a symphony. My color palette is based on nature tones, of course gray, and beige, and off-white, and I used accent color oxblood and opposed bright colors.
Odelia: Where do you often look for inspiration?
SJW: Music, and art, and daily life, and movies.
Odelia: Did you explore any new construction techniques for this collection?
SJW: I make seamless clothes, and handmade clothes.
Odelia: How would you describe your brand's style or aesthetic?
SJW: Sexy, luxury.

If you're unfamiliar with the oeuvre of Kandinsky, this is one of his paintings:


It's a little tricky to see how the inspiration translated to the collection because of the extensive use of color and seemingly arbitrary location of brushstrokes and shapes, but upon further inspection, the pieces start to fit together.

Kandinsky was heavily inspired by music, calling it "the ultimate teacher." Take this quote by the artist that describes the above piece:

"The sun melts all of Moscow down to a single spot that, like a mad tuba, starts all of the heart and all of the soul vibrating. But no, this uniformity of red is not the most beautiful hour. It is only the final chord of a symphony that takes every colour to the zenith of life that, like the fortissimo of a great orchestra, is both compelled and allowed by Moscow to ring out."

His seven Compositions that the designer referenced had a common theme of the apocalypse, and if you think about it really hard, the end of the world is a pretty natural thing. It has to happen. I don't want to turn this into a rant on my theories about the Mayan apocalypse and Global Climate Change, but I think Son Jung Wan unconsciously agrees with me. The world as we know it is going to end, and it's going to happen soon. You can either fight it, or you can ride the wave. By going back to basics (not just in fabric choices), we can secretly reverse the destruction of the Earth and ultimately avoid the actual demolition of our planet, while still reforming our world into a new one. Like a rebirth of sorts. 

I'm really unsure if any of that made sense, so in an attempt to not confuse you further, here are pictures. 

[Photos by me.]

Like a bib-poncho, but made of fur. 

It looks like she's floating, right?!

This color is pulled right out of a painting, I bet. 

As is this one.

I'm not sure if you would classify the hairdos as pompadours or beehives. They're very Morrissey meets Amy Winehouse.


A continuation of the Spring 2013 frills trend, which is in turn a continuation of the Spring 2012 frills trend.

Swoosh.


The aforementioned oxblood.

Fur is simply never going to get old, it seems.

And neither are metallics

If this was incoherent I apologize. No matter how much sleep I get my brain just doesn't receive the signals that THE SUN IS UP IT'S TIME TO WORK PROPERLY, THANK YOU!

I've got a bunch of stories lined up for you all, including coverage of the Alice + Olivia collection, a street style trend photographed by yours truly, and the reintroduction of Can I Have Your Closet! And an interview with some awesome people! And a shizton of other articles I'm going to write! Wut iz skewl?

Oh yeah, it's that thing I have to go back to in two days instead of in a week. Right.


Saturday, February 16, 2013

Over It

There are really only a few things in the world that I will never get sick of: Spongebob, water, grapefruits, and overalls. And maybe Raisin Bran. And also chocolate. There's just so much to love about all of them that I couldn't imagine why I would ever stop enjoying their existence. Let's scooch back a little bit and focus on the fourth tenet of my list, our dear friend the Overall. 

I was on quest to find the perfect shortalls a while back, if you recall. My next unspoken quest was for the shortalls' cooler older sister, the overalls, and this quest was completed with minimal effort. Story time! In eighth grade, my mom found her old pair of overalls from when she was either my age, living in France, or from the '80s. It's unclear. What is clear, however, is that they are lavender, made of some odd crushed-velvet-corduroy-but-not-really fabric, and are essentially perfect in every way. At the time of their discovery, I was too much of a pudgeball to fit into them comfortably, so I gave them to Lola for safekeeping. A few months ago, I was reminded of their existence, and greedily asked for them back (just kidding about being greedy, we now have a healthy relationship with the overalls. They serve as a sort of "Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants" object, except there's only two of us, and these pants cover our whole body). I now wear them at least twice a month, if not more. I somehow always manage to wear them on the same day my friend Violet wears her mom's overalls, so when we walk into English class in the morning we stare at each other in shock and everyone thinks we are weird outfit-coordinating freakazoids. There seems to just be a certain feeling in the air that lets each of us know that it's the right day to have them on. 

Seeing as it was Fashion Week, I figured there was no better time to flaunt them in the public eye. I wore these bad boys to the Son Jung Wan show last Saturday (more to come on that soon). 

[Photos by Lola.]

Overalls: Gap (my mom's)
Striped shirt: my mom's
Jacket: Gap via Housing Works
Boots: Timberland 

A look that exudes pure, unrefined badassery.

Necklace: "Om" charm from a bead store on a chain from a different necklace (I've been wearing this everyday since I bought it in December)
Choker: a gift from a frand

Isn't it convenient to have a choker that reminds everyone what my first initial is, and that my first initial looks conveniently like a normal shape?

Just being happy in my comfyclothes. 

Bow: a phree-bee!

I thought putting a bow on my shoe would add more pizzazz than if I put it in my hair. Luckily for me, since I'm always rushing wherever I'm going, my shoe bow fell off at some point in my day's travels and now it is lost forever. RIP shoe bow. 

I'm now supposedly on my February break, which is really just a four-day weekend because the public school system sucks royal hippogriff, which actually means that I'm not going to get to blog as much as I wanted to because some people don't understand that four days is not long enough to do a week's worth of homework. Basically I hate everything besides the aforementioned list (see: the beginning of this post).

Happy Saturday! If you're one of those people that has a full week off, you suck!


Friday, February 8, 2013

Mother Nature (Erin Barr Fall 2013)

Well, New York Fashion Week has begun. It doesn't feel like it, though. I've been so out of touch with the fashion world just trying to get by that I'm completely unfazed by my favorite biannual occasion's advent. It hasn't sunken in yet; it feels very far away. Maybe it will all feel much more real after attending my first runway show of the season, which will be soon. It was going to be Erin Barr (remember her? I saw her collection last season. She's made the transition to catwalk for Fall 2013. It's very exciting), but I couldn't make it. I was quite bummed about it, especially because it was at Pier 59, and I prefer the venues at Chelsea Piers. Lincoln Center is great, but Pier shows just seem a lot more underground, in a way. Even though I couldn't attend the show this season, I wanted to review the collection anyway because I'm a fan of the designer's work. I got a hold of some pictures (obviously not ones that I took) and selected my favorite looks from the lineup. 

Erin Barr is from Wisconsin, which is a pretty homely (in the non-plain-Jane sense), nature-y place. I have a friend who's from Wisconsin. Just a fun little fact. This season, the designer decided to reflect that atmosphere in her clothing. The inspiration is very subtle, nearly undetectable, even. But once the source is known, it's easy to see how all of it ties together. If you recall her pieces from last season (take a moment to refresh your memory here), you would know that Erin's aesthetic is borderline minimalistic, using color, texture, and small but distinctive details to create variety. She stayed true to the nature of her work (pun so intended) this season, with the basic silhouettes accented by covertly complex details. That's how nature really is though, isn't it? The simplicity of nature is exactly what makes it beautiful. 

The ancient religions of Daoism and Shintoism, to name a few examples, inspire believers to look to the natural laws of the universe for guidance. Some people frown upon this ideology, claiming that life is not as straightforward as that. It's tough to say who's right, but I'm leaning in favor of the Japanese philosophers. Due in part to the cultural influence of the aforementioned religions, the environment is stereotypically thought of as being this graceful, harmonious entity; the words "grace" and "harmony" don't lend themselves to intricacies and complexities. They invoke thoughts of fluidity and ease, just as Erin's clothing this season does.  

The show notes also mentioned the fact that the designer began thinking about the contradistinction of the sensuality of nature and the sensuality of the female form. To me, the human body is one of the most phenomenal aspects of nature itself. Lay-deez bodies are a hot topic (one that I will be writing a great deal about in the near future on this here blog), and not without reason (although my reason is probably not the same one everyone else has): WOMEN MAKE BABIES! They have the physical ability to create life. What is that all about? That is crazytown. Crazy Town. And what's more natural than life? Nothing. 

If you're reading this, Erin Barr, I totally get your collection now. 

Now, the photos. 

[Images courtesy of MAO PR.] 

I'm a little bit in love with the detailing at the shoulder. Anyone can make a plain old sheath dress, but not everyone has the creative brain power to put little spaghetti wings on it. 

Another example of small features that make a huge difference: that stripe of almost shimmering black fabric across the model's chest that is not the same textile as the rest of the shirt. It's hard to see at first, but then it's really exciting because it's like she's wearing a secret shirt. 

Pockets? Who needs those? They are useless. Turn them upside down and slap them over your breasts. Now that, that is something that will come in handy. 

I guess Erin was feeling the armless vibe. I dig it. 

Did I not say that Fashion Week would bring a lot of leather? Peplums are so last season, but tops with detachable (or so it would seem) flaps are way cool. Now you see my belly button, now you don't!

This zipper seems to be functionless, not unlike stepped-on leaves posing as crunchy ones. They exist in nature, but they serve absolutely no purpose. There's still some sort of charm about them in spite of their trickery, though. They got you this time, and they'll do it again next time.

It's no surprise that Erin is a fan of cut-outs, and evidently zippers-to-nowhere, and leather gloves. I like those things, too. Let's get together and feel alright.

There's nothing unnatural about fashion. Erin Barr can easily explain that to you.

All you New Yorkers out there, stay safe in this crazy-as-hayl blizzard we've got goin' on. It better not affect Fashion Week. I've been waiting six months for this. If anyone tries to deny climate change after this (or even after Sandy) snowstorm, I will personally go to (read: forcibly enter) their abode and make them look at boring graphs of weather patterns and temperature shifts dating from the beginning of the last millenium. That's a lot of lines and numbers and axes.


Sunday, February 3, 2013

DIY-deas

I tried various combinations of syllables for the title, such as DI-deas, DIYdeas, etcetera, but the main point is: DIY IDEAS. Consolidated into a neat little list. Just for you. And sort of for me. It's a mutual relationship.

I'm a craftsy sort of gal, but due to the fact that I am legally obligated to attend school I have little time to actually craft. Over a recent vacation I made a dress out of Superman pillow cases from the dollar store (I will have pictures of that up soon; I know it's been a mega long time since I've done an outfit post), but that was only one thing out of many that I've wanted to create lately, because really, who has the money to have awesome stuff all the time? Not me. Solution? Do it yo'self, ho. ('Ho' in the Shakespearean sense, naturally.)

[Photos via Style.com and Man Repeller.]

ASHISH HARE KRISHNA SKIRT:
I've yet to formally profess my love for the brand Ashish, but let me assure you it's one of my favorites. I was all over his Fall 2012 collection, especially his Hare Krishna garments. These would be super easy to recreate: just get some gray fabric, sew it into a circle skirt, and use a red fabric marker to write "Hare Krishna Hare Rama Hare Hare" all over it.

CHANEL PEARL HAIRPINS:
I haven't quite figured out how to make the ones that stick to your face unless you paint button candy and place it on your skin, hoping for the best. I think the hairpins could be made by simply getting some fake pearls from one of those shady overstock websites (or a craft store) and hot gluing them to bobby pins (one pearl per pin), and then using a silver sharpie to write the Chanel logo on top. 

ALEXANDER WANG LEATHER BONNET:
From the front, these look like cat ears. I wanted to show a side view so you could see what it actually is, but the cat ears are a real hoot. If you're like me and happen to have a whole bunch of pleather lying around (from your seventh grade project on Colonial shoemaking, of course), then making one of this would be supereasy. All you have to do is cut out the shape--a simple isosceles triangle should do--and tie it around your head. If you're not weird and don't have animal skin to spare, your local thrift store should have something cheap made of leather, be it a skirt, dress, top, whatever (most likely a skirt, though). My guess is that it won't cost more than $20, and Alexander Wang's cost a billion times more than that. Cost-per-wear, guys. 

 CELINE FLUFFY SANDALS:
These are magical. That's really all I can say about these. And, if you have an old pair of Birkenstocks, or other sandals that are really just too ugly to wear (not that Birkenstocks are ugly, I dig those), you can turn them into Céline look-alikes by getting some faux dyed hair at either a fabric or crafts store and hot gluin' that shiz errywhere. 

JIL SANDER PAPER BAG:
Okay, Jil Sander literally created this just so it could be DIY'd. THIS IS THE EASIEST DIY ON THIS LIST. Go to a deli and ask for a paper bag, get some varnish from an art or crafts supply store and coat the whole thing, let it dry, and either stamp or write something on the front if you feel so inclined. $150 for a paper bag? Try again, Jil. 

My new goal is to create all of these things. Why is it that I always wait until a week before Fashion Week to decide to be all trendy? Oy.

Enjoy the week, frandz. If you're gearing up for NYFW, well, you better start gearing.