It sucks that the world is ending tomorrow. Rough.
You probably thought I was going to say that I'm done with this blog, right? HA! Ha.
Since there's not much left to do but wait until the Mayan Apocalypse, why not spend that time regretting all of the crazy fall makeup trends you probably haven't tried yet and now won't get a chance to?
[Photos via Harper's Bazaar.]
Chanel
There's a 0.3 out of 1 billion chance that you have done this to your eyebrows.
Paul Smith
Go for the raccoon eyes. Just do it.
Michael Kors
The best time to wear so much blush that you look like you've been slapped is now.
Gucci
It's a shame you never bleached your eyebrows and made it even more obvious that they were gone by wearing dark mulberry lipstick.
Prabal Gurung
These are some fancy peacock eyes. This is definitely not what the Amaco ceramics glaze company had in mind when they named that dull gray glaze "peacock eyes." Try again, Amaco.
Louis Vuitton
If you don't regret not wearing this hat, your priorities in life are all askew.
While you're wallowing in pity and regret and frosted cookies, listen to some music reminiscent of the end of the world.
If we make it to Christmas...I'm indifferent, Hanukah ended last week.
Kidding.
Small Disclaimer: I don't actually believe the world is ending! But it made for a good theme for a long overdue post.
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