Showing posts with label accessories. Show all posts
Showing posts with label accessories. Show all posts

Saturday, September 21, 2013

Grandma Twippy

That title is a combination of grandma, Twiggy, and hippie. 
Not sure what else I can say about it. 
The photos do a pretty decent of job of explaining that. 

(I wore this outfit to go to the Katya Leonovich show.)

[Photos by my mom.]

Jacket: We Be Bop (via my mom's closet)
Bandeau: Maidenform
Pants: Cut Loose
Shoes: Trotters
Bag: my grandma's 

I know, I gotta work on my posture. 

Me and that bag are going places. Mark my words, it's comin' with me

Midstep

My first attempt at Twiggy makeup.


Listen to Dear Nora on Spotify, they rock and will color your weekend pale grayish colors in the nicest way possible. 

I went to MoMA PS1 today with Lola to go to this really cool art book fair. I got a freakin' awesome postcard that says "Your body is a battleground" and "Support Legal Abortion/Birth Control/and Women's Rights." 

Thursday, September 5, 2013

Something to Hide

My mom is a reoccurring theme on my blog. She always provides me with some of the most interesting and bizarre things I put on here (see my trip diary) (originally wrote dairy). A while back, she mentioned something about masks. How they were supposedly a trend. I was all like, "Uhm I think you're wrong but okay," and then I put a Mardi Gras mask on the copper bust of Beethoven located atop our piano. 

I recently discovered that she was actually, miraculously, correct. Maison Martin Margiela Couture has this thing--I'm tempted to tag it as a fetish--with full-head masks. I don't even know if I should classify them as masks. I have no idea what to call them. But whatever they are, they're awesome, and I desperately wish there wasn't a no-wearing-things-that-obstruct-your-face rule in school because then I would wear these on days when I'm feeling like "nope I'm not actually here right now" and I could just hang out inside my bejeweled ski mask minus the eye holes. 

Also, there was apparently some sort of high fashion mask trend surging in 2009, so I dug up a few photos from those days (it's been four years since '09 wait what?? I'm having a bit of a time trip because I started looking through my mom's old yearbooks from her job and the sassy 90s-ness of those kids invoked a weird sense of nostalgia for something I never experienced). 

[Photos via Style.com.]

Maison Martin Margiela Fall 2012 Couture

Maison Martin Margiela Spring 2013 Couture

Maison Martin Margiela Fall 2013 Couture

Alexandre Herchocovitch Fall/Winter 2009

Richard Nicoll Fall/Winter 2009

Leonardo DiCaprio 
trying to eat pizza
nice try
because now you just look stupid

[Photo by me.]

Yes.

Blindfolds are cool and all, but utterly impractical. So are welding masks. Actually, those are straight up scary and shouldn't be worn at all unless you are welding something.

As part of my femme fatale look I want to wear veils. But I have to find/make them first.

New York Fashion Week is beginning. Feel it in the streets, feel it in the air, the fashion horde is gonna getchyou.


Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Warby Parker + My Face


I was one of those weird kids that always wanted glasses when I was little. I wanted glasses and braces because someone in a book I'd read had them, and I apparently admired this character, and thus I begged my mother to grant me the opportunity to, essentially, be ridiculed by my peers. Luckily, I've never had to get glasses (20-20 vision, y'all), but I've always wondered what I would look like if I did wear them. The answer is: very different. My mother tells me I look like an intellectual when I put on glasses, which leads me to assume that she thinks I don't usually look like an intellectual. Thanks, mom. 

Enter Warby Parker. No, that is not a stage direction. (Buhdum, chh.) For those of you that are unaware of what Warby Parker means, it is the name of a glasses company that so generously offered to do a collaboration with me. Now, this is generally a fairly autonomous site in that I write things by myself for this blog (with the occasional article on the Huffington Post or elsewhere), so it took a lot of thought and contemplation and internal discussion to reach the conclusion that collaborating with these folks would be a great thing to do. 

There were a few things that definitely helped weigh the scales in Warby Parker's favor. The first was that Lola's glasses are from them, and presumably the rest of her family's are as well. The second thing is that their frames rock. Glasses are an accessory, and ones that go on your face, a.k.a. the vehicle for your thoughts when they are manifested verbally, so I'd say choosing the right glasses is one of the most important decisions you have to make in your lifetime. If you select the wrong ones, your brain and the rest of your body are automatically judged on par with your frames. Conversely, if you choose fantastic ones, there's suddenly something about you that people are drawn to. You may not be saying anything different, but it's those glasses, man. Those of us with only two eyes have to rely more on our hair, I think, which is highly unfortunate for me because I have no patience with my hair. I kind of dread washing it because I know that it's just going to do whatever it wants and often it is angry and does not do good things. Except for when it makes itself into very nice, beauty-pageant curls as you can see below. But I digress. 

The third thing that convinced me that Warby Parker is A-OK is that whilst perusing their website, I came upon the section that gives a bit of background on the company's name. I was curious to find out what significance it holds, because it's a pretty funky name, and that is coming from someone with a pretty funky name. It turns out that the four guys that created the company are big fans of the American novelist (who also currently holds the occupation of acting as my computer background), poet, jazz-music-digger, lover of love, Zen Buddhist (can you tell that I'm in love him yet? Because I am), and beautiful man Jack Kerouac. It turns out that two characters from some of his earliest works had the names Zagg Parker and Warby Pepper (he came up with the best names. Dean MoriartyMardou Fox? He should've had a million children just to give them all great names), so they chose their favorites from each person and came up with Warby Parker. Seeing as I am such an avid fan of monsieur Kerouac (did I mention that he was fluent in French?), it only made sense, based on the mathematically sound transitive property, that I should be an avid fan of Warby Parker. And whaddya know, I guess I am. 

I selected five of my favorite pairs of glasses off their site, took pictures of me wearing them, and now said pictures are here for public consumption. So now, public, consume them! 

[Photos by me.]


Sloan in Rum Cherry
My mom really liked these because she thought the color looked nice. Red is my favorite color in the Whole Wide World, so I couldn't argue with that. Though I will say that I think the bridge is a bit too thick for my eyebrows. Also, the scar on my nose is covered up by them, so I'd' probably choose a different pair were I to need glasses. 

I like the size and shape of these, although my mom thinks I should stay away from round glasses on account of my big squishy cheeks and the roundness of my face. I obviously put a lot of stock into what my mother says (ya hear that, mom?). But I do think these Begleys are quite cute. 

I liked these a bit more than the Begley pair, mostly because the outer corners turn up instead of down, and I've always wanted a pair of cat-eye glasses like the ones that freaky suburban librarians mythically wear. Also, burgundy is a shade of red, so...

These were my mom's favorites; she said I looked the most intellectual in these. I can't say I necessarily agree with her. I tend to lean towards more rounded silhouettes, but maybe it's because my secret ambition is to look more like Harry Potter (hey, we have the same birthday, and I've got the scar on my nose which is kind of like Harry's scar) and Allen Ginsberg, or better yet, Harry Potter posing as Allen Ginsberg. 

This last pair might be my favorite. They're round, they don't turn down too much at the edges, and the color is not too obtrusive and loud. Also, Percy Weasley! I don't know what my sudden obsession with Harry Potter is (again), but it's hit me full force tonight. I kinda dig it. 

Welp, that's what I'd look like in glasses. You better call me Four Eye-delia.

On second thought, you better not.

Now it's your turn (I feel like I'm Steve on Blues Clues saying that). You can order five pairs of frames for free that you can hold onto for five days before you have to send them back. That way you can try them on in the comfort of your home without having to contend with other people seeing you if you end up looking like a frightening bug! If you're in need of a second pair of eyes, I'd say this is the place to take care of that.

Monday, October 8, 2012

Harry Potter Meets High Fashion

The origins of this trend are unbeknownst to me, but what is beknownst (heh-heh) to me is that round sunglasses are most definitely a thing. From the Man Repeller to the runways to the streets, everyone is channeling mah homeboi HP and sporting some circular rims. The Swedish clothing brand Acne was the first to bring this trend to my attention in their Resort 2012 collection. 

Below you will find my photographic proof supporting the existence of this trend in the form of Fashion Week street style/show photos. 

[Photos by me.]


What. A. Bro. 

Nadia from FrouFrouu. The friendship is growing, I swear. 


A woman named Danielle at Erin Barr. 

Antonela Repetto from HEY MCLFY.

A gorgeous photographer becomes the photographed.

She was handing out Daily to people on the street, and was super nice about being photographed.

My grandpa had the right idea when he got those glasses flip-up bifocal lenses. Keep it trendy, gramps.

Smizing behind sunglasses is a tough feat to accomplish, but she's doing it. 

Do you believe me now? Good. Go get your hands on some of these bad boys. 

Columbus didn't really discover our country, but he gave me a day off from school, so he rox. 

Saturday, September 15, 2012

Raising the Barr (Erin Barr Spring 2013)

Erin Barr's Spring 2013 presentation was the first one I went to this season. I hadn't heard of her before, so I used the interwebz and found out that she's considered one of the top fifteen up-and-coming designers by some website source that I am unable to locate right now. I never know what to expect when I go see a show by a designer I'm unfamiliar with, but the results are always hunky-dory. That is to say, freaking awesome. 

If you watched my NYFW recap video from Tuesday night, you may recall that I mentioned a few notes about the color palette, styling, and accessories from the show. What I said the other day is still true, in case you had any queries about that. Red, black, white, and grey are the colors Ms. Barr incorporated into her collection this season, working them into a rich, old-Hollywood-glamour-meets-Acne-meets-minimalism lather of sorts. The Marilyn Monroe-inspired hairdos were the first key we were given about the vintage inspiration. At least, I'm assuming there was a vintage inspiration. That's the vibe I was getting from the record player and the books and the chess set. Because only old skewl people listen to records and read books and play chess. The crochet, the leather, and the various tastefully provocative cut-outs acted as those little reminders that we are in fact in the year 2012 and we weren't just looking in on an extremely classy dinner party in the 1950s. 

After I saw the show, I sat down somewhere--who knows where I was? I can't even remember; there's literally a piece of sweater fuzz where the memory part of my brain should be--and wrote out a whole paragraph about all the thoughts and feelings the collection evoked. I had one of those, "Wow, I love that I can do this and have a reason to do this. This is delicious," moments while feverishly scribbling notes into my Hogwarts notebook. What I deduced from seeing Erin Barr's collection was that she was noting--or creating--a reversion back to a classic, simpler time. Technology has complicated and digitized and falsified our perspective on everything so that everything is all muddled. I saw this collection as going back to basics in a way, to reference Christina Aguilera. By sticking to the core shades on the color wheel, Erin designed clothing that paid homage to the past but didn't cling onto it for dear life: one can't look and/or act like he or she is from a previous time period because it is physically and socially isolating. On a very trivial level, for example, people who use archaic phrases are given weird looks. (No one says hunky-dory anymore, and I just can't figure out why not.) But on another level, not being able to relate or at least somehow incorporate oneself into the society they live in is extremely segregative in a self-inflicted kind of way. It's easy to say you love the fifties and dress like a mid-century housewife every day and talk about...whatever it was they talked about back then, but you can't expect to be understood. People nowadays need to make instant connections (i.e., Facebook (pronounced Fahs-boooook), Twitter), and if there's a gap between what's going on in their head and what's happening in someone else's, the little people building that bridge connecting their brain to the other person's go on a lunch break. The modern details like the varying shades of lipstick (sherbet-y orange, deep purple, vermillion) and the round sunglasses are relatable, not outdated. 

I thoroughly enjoyed the theme of a dinner party--although there was nothing that hinted at food being a part of it. It could have just been a classy get-together, or a highly sophisticated brothel--because people don't really do that anymore. People don't sit around and read books or play chess or listen to records in fancy dresses, unless you know some really amazing people. If I could make up a word that embodies this collection, it would be retropresent. 

Take a look at Erin Barr's supah dope Spring 2013 clothing! 

[Photos by me.]

That is some intense eye contact. Models are frighteningly good at that. 

This is where I'm seeing the Acne-ness. Acne as in the Swedish clothing brand, not nasty facial blemishes.

Cut-outs with leather accents and dangerously high slits are what Marilyn Monroe would've worn had we put Erin Barr's collection in a time machine. 

O-pen backs! O-pen backs! (This is supposed to be read/said as more of a chant than just a repetitive statement.)

I guess they couldn't figure out what to do after the first move. 

Leonardo da Vinci is very much a coffe table-worthy subject.

As sexy-as-fack as this woman is, I just noticed the other model in the bottom left corner making a great face and now I can't look at anything else. 

Not gonna lie, that dress is a lil' big on her. But red is my favorite color in the entire world so I can let it slide this time. ...Because I was going to punish her (?)...

Hey! Whoa! If she were to attend a kickboxing class in that dress, things would get a little crazy. 

The zipper details are really cool, but I hope they're not intended to be functional, because that would result in a weird dress. 

Nothing too extravagant on the feet of these fourteen models. Simple pumps are a nice change from the glittery, chunky-heeled Litas that make me want to scream. No one can really wear those and perform daily life functions. 

The only print displayed in the collection was a messy stripe. I quite like it because it is uncomplicated and a bit edgy. In fact, it's fairly redolent of Tony the Tiger.

Here's the thing: she's not actually reading the book. 

This look is one of my favorites by far. The all-white-ness is a trend (!) and the sheerness is also a trend (!!). Twenty points for Ravenclaw! 

Crocheted clothing is so dainty and hippie-ish usually, but the silhouette and the styling of this dress make it seem less macramé-shawls-at-Woodstock and more contemporary chic. With undertones of Woodstock. 

How elegant are they? Just lounging in beautiful clothes...yeah, whatever.

Come to think of it, there wasn't much talking going on at this "dinner party." It was mostly just women reading books for about three seconds, putting them down, tapping their friend, taking their seat, and maybe rifling through a stack of record jackets every so often. 

A note about the round sunglasses mentioned way up above: throughout Fashion Week, I stopped people in Lincoln Center and on the streets of New York to take pictures of their face as photographic proof for my upcoming post on the trendiness of said glasses. They're showing up everywhere, even on Octavia! 

One show down, only seven more to go.

Enjoy the four-day weekend, dear readers! Go apple picking. Sit in synagogue for a few hours and celebrate the new year. Combine the two and dip the apples in some honey...in a synagogue. That sounds like a pretty fulfilling weekend to me.


Wednesday, June 13, 2012

Dora's Favorite Accessory

We all know what that is, right? Maybe this will give you a hint.


You've heard the phrase "A dog is a man's best friend," right? Let's modify that a little bit. "A talking and perpetually hungry purple backpack is an eight-year-old Hispanic girl's best friend." 

I don't know why I'm spending so much time on this whole Dora the Explorer thing, it was really just a segue into the theme of this post: backpacks. 

Being a student, backpacks have been a huge part of my life since I was a wee little munchkin. For a while I went through a phase in middle school when I deemed backpacks totally dorky and religiously carried a tote bag to hold all of my homework and supplies. Needless to say, it was quite difficult to find anything at all in the bottomless hole that is a shoulder bag. Hand sanitizer spilled in there more than once (three times, to be exact), making my math notebook all crinkly. Damn you, locomotive cleanliness! As I entered high school, however, I went back to my old friend. Partly because I'd gotten a really intense Hurley one for free from the Apple Store for sending me a broken computer (on my birthday, nonetheless) and partly because I figured I needed to be mega organized for my freshman year. It turns out that it was not only I that had made the switch; the rest of my new school's population had stopped giving backpacks the cold shoulder--pun intended--and brought them back into their lives. Did you see that? I just packed two backpack puns into one sentence. <--I'm just on a roll here guys. 

As a strong believer in the philosophy that oftentimes trends start with the people, not the runways, I will show you some examples of the rise of the backpack. It hasn't just recently become popular amongst angsty teenagers: this trend has gone mainstream. Bloggers are wearing them, Urban Outfitters has their models wearing them, real people are wearing them. This is legit. 

Madeline Pendleton of Jean Greige wearin' a backpack! 

A model wearing the Deena & Ozzy Pop High/Low Backpack in the Urban Outfitters summer catalogue. 

The infamous Phillip Lim denim vest/backpack hybrid. I tried to find it online for you, but it's sold out. Probably because the Man Repeller did a very convincing post about its versatility.

And now for the high fashion examples. Okay, I admit that Phillip Lim's bag technically should belong in this section but shhhhhhhhhhhhhwhwhwhwhwhhhcatshshshhwhwhshhhhhh.





    

Backpacks are practical, guys! They let you carry all your crap around while applying equal pressure to both of your shoulders instead of just one. That sounds like a terrible disadvantage, but I promise it's much better that way. 

The trick to wearing the backpack correctly is to made sure your choice fits into one of the following categories: old school, sophisticated or made of an unconventional texture. 

Backpacks that are very '90s and/or homemade-looking are really rad right now. They're more for people who are kind of badasses or whose style comes off as slightly punk and grungy. Think along the lines of: "Yeah I wear a mutha uckin' (Flight of the Conchords reference, anyone?) backpack, come at me ho." 

Sophisticated and streamlined backpacks are very modern. They're for the person who has a somewhat minimalistic fashion sense or who wants to a simple yet beautiful carryall that can hitch a ride on their back and give their arms a rest. 

Backpacks made of unconventional textures such as denim, leather, suede, or corduroy are legitimately dominating the trend scene here. If you didn't notice before, take note now that the majority of the backpacks I showed you up above are in fact made of denim, leather, suede, or some other cray-cray material. The Marc by Marc Jacobs one looks like it could be made out of raincoat fabric (aka a combo of plastic and rubber and some other weird-as-hayyyl things). 

Among us youngsters, some fairly popular places to get some relatively inexpensive but totally jammin' backypackies are Urban Outfitters, ASOS and Fjällräven. My friend Kimberly also recently got a pretty damn cute one from JCPenney. I suggest checking out all those places if you're in the market for one of these little fellas. 

It's summer. Getchyo' flippyfloppies and yo' backypackies and yo' jimmyjammies out. 

I'm done with my freshman year of high school, guys! Just two Regents tests next week and I am peacin' out for good. See ya on the flip side biyatches.